Ann Coulter has agreed to give Pat a private lap dance if he returns!
Reg
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Yeah, we're with you...the BRING BACK PAT Campaign has begun. Songs are being written about Pat as we speak...Xmas cards are in the mail...We"ve got Ann Coulter to agree to giving Pat a private lap dance and while she's putting on her show...it's a hands on deal too Pat...she'll whisper quotes from "Treason" in your ear.
Now come on...who could turn down a deal like that. Come on back Pat. As Bill Murray says in "Stripes"... you're our big toe man.
I've even got a Hillary Clinton dart board all wrapped up under my tree for you bro...come on man...it's a season for giving...give us back our Pat.
Reg
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
Reg
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Yeah, we're with you...the BRING BACK PAT Campaign has begun. Songs are being written about Pat as we speak...Xmas cards are in the mail...We"ve got Ann Coulter to agree to giving Pat a private lap dance and while she's putting on her show...it's a hands on deal too Pat...she'll whisper quotes from "Treason" in your ear.
Now come on...who could turn down a deal like that. Come on back Pat. As Bill Murray says in "Stripes"... you're our big toe man.
I've even got a Hillary Clinton dart board all wrapped up under my tree for you bro...come on man...it's a season for giving...give us back our Pat.
Reg
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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