Ah Fred, I see the spirit has "moved" you.  Actually your post gave me a good laugh.  I think the commercial part of Christmas is a sham, and does tend to turn me off, but if we can spend a little time to reflect on love and peace (hmmm when will that ever happen?), then I think the time is well spent. 

As I recall, we did in fact turn Jesus in to the Romans, who then killed him (they liked to kill), 'cause he was messing with our boogaloo at the time. 

Gene

Happy Chanukah