Serving up some fruitcake with the holiday egg nog
Reg
location: back to the wilderness
listening to: static
registered: 1999.11.22
Kent I'd say this guy is your number one fan! He is obsessed with you and demonstrates such an amazing grasp of the minutia of your existance here. I think he just wants you to send him an autographed photo and copy of your book. This is obviously true love if I've ever seen it. He wants to be you...and there's a lot of jealousy there as well.
I guess it's the price of being famous Kent. You'll just have to deal with some crazy fans once and a while. Perhaps you could calm him by sending him an envelope of your toe nail clippings...
Sometimes you just gotta laugh...
Reg
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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Kent I'd say this guy is your number one fan! He is obsessed with you and demonstrates such an amazing grasp of the minutia of your existance here. I think he just wants you to send him an autographed photo and copy of your book. This is obviously true love if I've ever seen it. He wants to be you...and there's a lot of jealousy there as well.
I guess it's the price of being famous Kent. You'll just have to deal with some crazy fans once and a while. Perhaps you could calm him by sending him an envelope of your toe nail clippings...
Sometimes you just gotta laugh...
Reg
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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