Oh Jesus not him again...is he really still alive...and sitting on a porch smoking a joint...and strumming that shitty 'ol nylon strung acoustic...with his dog lyin' on the ground...and a scantily clad woman standing invitingly in the doorway...is this man a walking cliche?

well perhaps that chick is Norah Jones...and then my nightmare is well and truly complete....and fuck do they deserve each other. But I do not deserve them eh Reg?