Let's send Keith Richards to Iraq
Reg
location: back to the wilderness
listening to: static
registered: 1999.11.22
Here's what we should do:
Pull out our troops.
Load up Richards and a couple thousand Fender Telecasters and all the amps a cargo plane can carry. Fly over an endless supply of Rebel Yell whiskey and orange soda (Keef once refered to this concoction as his "medicine").
Wait at least one year and then fly a diplomatic team over to check things out. There's no doubt in my mind that Iraqi society would be considerably different and more than likely terrorist free.
Of course all the women would be half naked (or more) and Iran and Turkey would be complaining about the noise and everyone would be speaking "The Keef's English" so you couldn't understand a thing...but no lives would be lost...in fact there would probably be a population boom in the country...and Turkey would wonder where all their fucking hash went....
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
Reg
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Here's what we should do:
Pull out our troops.
Load up Richards and a couple thousand Fender Telecasters and all the amps a cargo plane can carry. Fly over an endless supply of Rebel Yell whiskey and orange soda (Keef once refered to this concoction as his "medicine").
Wait at least one year and then fly a diplomatic team over to check things out. There's no doubt in my mind that Iraqi society would be considerably different and more than likely terrorist free.
Of course all the women would be half naked (or more) and Iran and Turkey would be complaining about the noise and everyone would be speaking "The Keef's English" so you couldn't understand a thing...but no lives would be lost...in fact there would probably be a population boom in the country...and Turkey would wonder where all their fucking hash went....
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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