Ok, I'm lost.

What is Al Aiedea?

What does Drownded mean? Do you mean the past participle of drown? 

Perhaps I don't understand English very well because I'm from the Midwest rather than the bustling metropolis of Boise but would you explain the meaning of "Dumb Ass Somes of Bitches?" please. 

Might I suggest that instead of talking about it, why not just go do it.  In your area, please contact:

BOISE RECRUITING STATION
US ARMY RCTG STATION
8269 W FRANKLIN STE C
BOISE, ID  83709
208-375-7009

See...any soldier who's seen combat would probably look upon your thoughts as...well...uninformed.  But perhaps your zeal just needs to be channelled properly.  I'm sure that the caring and gentle training officers of the US Armed Forces could help you use your "strengths" in a productive manner.  I would hate to see this energy go untapped. 

But, if you're too old, can't pass the physical, mental (which includes spelling!) or just can't find the recruiter, I found a place that might suit you.

Dennis W. Miller 10311 Sterling Drive, Lousiville Ky, 40223

This is a meat processing plant that is looking for folks all along the line from Kill to Render and everywhere in between.  So, if you're into carnage, this might be the way to go.  you said you just like to have fun! This sounds like a great opportunity for someone like yourself.  Check out other opportunities near you at http://www.meatnews.com  That's where I found this deal.

I just think you need an outlet.

Anyhoo...best of luck to you in your endeavors.

An American,

PRH