i'm a sicko, true, but i did think that that 'the bombing begins in 5 minutes' thing was hilarious...and going by the number of letters in each word, apparently  Ronald Wilson Reagan = 666. but you knew that.

James Watt. while on a 6-day rafting trip some years ago on the Green River through Cataract Canyon in Utah (beyond words, truly), our friends who were guiding told us the story of Watt's 10-day rafting trip through the Grand Canyon (10-year waiting list for that one, no doubt worth it); after 2 1/2 days on the river, Watt was going nuts with boredom and had to be helicoptered out.