oh fuck I just realised you're in France really...gotta notify her majesty's immigration service....what no gigs in Blimey????? 

oui, mon petit chou de là crème! je suis vraiment dans la terre de les toads, et il est pas mal, pas mal à tout..!

stared across the Channel yesterday and panged that i wouldn't be sussing any UK on  this jaunt, but c'ést la vie, at least we crashed that fasion show in Bordeaux the other night and enjoyed the runway's luminaries whilst sipping 'ponst the local grape. rough stuff, i nearly had to demand hazardous duty pay. we wowed 'em at the afterparty too, beer-bonging a piquaint 98 Cote de Bordeaux  and exhorting all to strip and form pyramids. playing the city of lights this weekend. good times.