Just when you thought he'd live the rest of his days popping viagra and jerking off to Spears' videos...

CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) -- Former Republican Sen. Bob Dole suggested Sunday that John Kerry apologize for past testimony before Congress about alleged atrocities during the Vietnam War and joined critics of the Democratic presidential candidate who say he received an early exit from combat for "superficial wounds."

I love the fact that the "story" comes right out of Crawford.