Sad, Kevin.   So now we're expected to believe that in the full sight of his peers that Kerry threw a grenade into rice hoping he'd be conveniently nicked by shrapnel?  Obviously a man with great confidence in his ordnance. And the cooperation of his comrades in such a cunning stunt. Of course maybe he tested it out first on a pig to see if it would work.  Then again, maybe there were hula dancers, there, too. And was that Jane Fonda there hanging out giving free abortions, smoking dope, and giving back rubs to the enemy?  Speaking French? 

Yeah, that's it!!