ummm...I am Gene but only when he's with the redhead...Dale and Mick are actually the same person...sometimes Dale is Judy Blume...Pat is also EEE but only when he's not dressed as Ann Coulter...Peter is Marc but he's also Luke and John...Green Mountain is Matthew...Andrea is not amused...David is a figment of our collective consciousness...Kent and Dan are the same person and can travel through time and space...DavidM is Dr. Evil...All the posters from Austrailia are who they say they are but they are spying on the rest of us under specific instructions from a group of randy kangaroos that have a plan to take over the planet...Kravitz is the devil and will have your ear if you're not careful...Brad is an alien being named Drab who comes from a planet where everything looks shabby compared to here...oh and he's also the president of the hair club for men...Roger isn't sure who he is but he likes to say "roger" to everyone when they ask him something so he's sticking with that...they say it's a tick he has...Ed is really Eddie Vedder who is really a woman named Valerie who was married to Eddie VanHalen and thought the best way to get her revenge for having to endure years of Jump-like keyboard noodling and over the top guitar playing was to start her own band called Pearl Jam. I know I didn't cover everyone but I worked up a sweat typing that...oh Kevin G is really Don King who is stumping for Bushie as I type this...