yes you and David seem to have disappeared at exactiment the same time.

odds are we've better, more creative things to do (than think up further insults for the terminally insulted and intrinsically insulting). but how is the weather down there?

i knew you'd be back for more humiliation and despair cos let's face it life without moi is a pale imitation of the real thing.

i don't need you for all that; i have family in the area. but yes, somehow having you in our lives does seem to increase the despair factor. weird, eh? hey, do that one where you whine about the weather again.

Like Australian beer mate...

yeah, that stuff's nearly as good as English w[h]ines. put a cork in 'em, they've gone bad!