I had a teacher/mentor once upon a time. He'd invite me to his apartment occasionally. He always had subscriptions to womens magazines lying about. When I asked him why, he explained that if you want to know what women are thinking you needed to read what they read.

It's questionable as to whether I am free, and I'm certainly not a republican. With your superior observational skills(my assumption;), I'd think that would be a no brainer on your part, by now.

Hope you're enjoying this pagan holiday sir. Montag.