Hello Andrea, Kravitz, and Raving Brad,

    I've missed being here. I've heard a rumor that the wonderful Mr. Baerwald has decided to no longer visit with us here. Is this true? I hope all is well with him.

      So the ACLU is busy trying to ban Christmas while Chief UN Weapons Inspector Hans Blix froliced in New York as his team began inspecting in Iraq last week. Let's all get together and give Hans some help. Let's send the ACLU to Iraq! While we're at it can we start a rumor that the Vatican has Osama at a safe house and he's converted and they've forgiven him his sins and past transgressions. Osama is a Catholic now and due to his religious creds they they've allowed him to join the preisthood. He'll be busy now buggering children and being moved around from parish to parish faster than the the scandel or CIA can catch up with him. You know the FBI has been trying to find Whitey Bulger since 1995 and for the last 8 years they've come up empty. Whitey by all accounts spent most of this 8 years in FLORIDA! Nobody is as good at hiding stuff as the Catholic church. I figure they have to have something to do with Osama, Whitey and the Bermuda Triangle.

   You know how they usually put the todays weather on the upper corner of the front page of most newspapers? When are they going to start putting "Rumsfield's US Condition Of The Day: Yellow" up there too? I'm so sick of reading the paper. I heard a military guy on the radio yesterday discussing how we've already set ourselves up to fail in Iraq. Bottom line for him was we never should have involved the UN in the way that we have because no matter what they won't approve of us "going there to kill people" which is not just our intention but an inevitability regardless of what the rest of the world thinks. So he said we should never have asked for a list of "Weapons Of Mass Destruction", we should have asked for all their information on who, where, and when, with regards to all the terrorist cells that are currently at work here in the US. Because "They know and we know they know"...thank you General Ripper. This would have in his opinion at least have proved to the world that we need to "go there and kill people".  Condition: Bile Green.

      Where are the emergency exits?

                                                      Doc