Why is that when men drink beer, they tend to leave their empties all around their territory? Even the damn bottle caps? It's like the effort of tossing an empty can or bottle into a waste can takes as much effort as Dick Cheney getting a hard on without Viagra. (To be fair to our few conservative posters I would have used Bill Clinton instead of Cheney in this example, but we all know Clinton has never had problems getting boners.)

Is it an ego thing? When we wake up do we enjoy looking at towers of brown glass surrounding our resting place in hopes of having some sort epiphany that yells out, "DAMN, DID I ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING LAST NIGHT!!!"

Which is really weird because anyone who habitually over indulges in the consumption of hops, malt and yeast, knows that the last things he wants to see when waking are empty beer containers, half full bottles of beer or beer bottles with floating cigarette butts inside.

In other words, an undrank beer is a wasted beer - even with a pounding hangover.