President Bush visits the Queen of England.

Bush asks the Queen, "So what is secret to running a great country?"

Queen: "I surround myself with smart people."

Bush: "How do you know if they are smart?"

Queen: "I constantly test them. Watch"

The Queen calls Tony Blair over and asks him a question to test his inteligence.

Queen: "Prime Minister Blair can you answer a question for me please?"

Blair: "Of course Queen."

Queen: "If your mother has a child and the child is neither your brother or sister, then who is that child?"

Blair: "If its neither my sister or brother then the child is me."

Queen: "That is correct. Prime Minister Blair you may leave now."

President Bush is impressed and returns to the White House.

Bush calls Donald Rumfeld and asks, "Rumsfeld if your mother has a child and the child is not your brother or sister then who is the child.?"  Rumsfeld is confused and asks the president for time to get back to him with the answer.

Bush agrees.

Rumsfeld calls a meeting to figure out the answer. No one at the meeting can figure out the answer so Rumsfeld phones Colin Powell and asks him the question. Colin Powell answers that if the child is neither my brother or sister then the child must be me. Rumsfeld is very happy he now has an answer and phones President Bush.

Rumsfeld: "President Bush i have your answer. The answer is Colin Powell."

Bush: "You idiot! That is not the right answer. The correct answer is Tony Blair!"