"Bush is keeping track of Hurricane Rita as it hits his home state of Texas.
That's Bush's worst nightmare: an electric chair with no power."
--Jay Leno

"Hurricane Rita is supposed to make landfall in Texas, which is good for
Barbara Bush because she can insult survivors closer to home."
--Bill Maher

-"Yesterday President Bush made his fifth visit to the area that received
the most damage from Hurricane Katrina. In other words, the WhiteHouse."
--Conan O'Brien

"The president believes the government should be limited not in size, Jon,
but in effectiveness. In terms of effectiveness, this is the most limited
government we've ever had."
--Daily Show correspondent Rob Corddry

"Now here's some sad information coming out of Washington. According to
reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought, `Well, why
not? He's got everybody else drinking.'"
--David Letterman

I do love Rob Corddry!