Somebody once asked me what I thought the difference between the Democrats and Republicans were. I thought about it a little, and came up with something like..."well, the Democrats invite you in, give you a couple of drinks and a back rub, and then rip you off, leaving just enough for carfare home. The Republicans, on the other hand, just barge in, club you on the back of the head, wire a car battery to your testicles, trash the place, rip you off, smack you around for awhile with the Bible and then report you to the FBI as a traitor. Either way it's a rip off, but I'll take the drinks, the con, and the back rub."