From: "HealthWorks" <[email protected]>
To: "HealthWorks" <[email protected]>
Subject: New disease
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:37:14 -0500
Subject: New Disease
New Disease
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this specially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinctmessianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush in Texas.
Judy M. Stamper
HealthWorks
PH 317-818-0096
FX 317-848-2011
PG 877-470-1432
"En Lak Esh"
Ancient Mayan "You are the other me"
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From: "HealthWorks" <[email protected]>
To: "HealthWorks" <[email protected]>
Subject: New disease
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:37:14 -0500
Subject: New Disease
New Disease
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this specially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinctmessianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush in Texas.
Judy M. Stamper
HealthWorks
PH 317-818-0096
FX 317-848-2011
PG 877-470-1432
"En Lak Esh"
Ancient Mayan "You are the other me"
To: "HealthWorks" <[email protected]>
Subject: New disease
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:37:14 -0500
Subject: New Disease
New Disease
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this specially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinctmessianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush in Texas.
Judy M. Stamper
HealthWorks
PH 317-818-0096
FX 317-848-2011
PG 877-470-1432
"En Lak Esh"
Ancient Mayan "You are the other me"
