I recently became concerned that Wisconsinites have lost their edge, that the "land of cheese and cannibals" was sinking into an Iowa-like state of monotony and normalcy. But now we have these wonderful tales to warm the heart:

Registered sex offender video tapes woman drinking drain cleaner.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/nov05/369718.asp

Recently freed, wrongfully convicted man has the misfortune of having a woman die a horrible death on his property.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/state/nov05/369538.asp

We even had a murder in little old Stevens Point featuring some "security guards":

http://www.wisinfo.com/journal/spjlocal/284665969316685.shtml

The bounce is back in my step. On Wisconsin!