I've heard tire slashing is fun. The closest I've come is sidewall puncturing. I wrote "fuck you" in cursive on the side of a Firebird using a Chicago Cutlery paring knife - the same blade I punctured two tires with.

I have no doubt that there are shysters that would screw over illegal aliens. After all that is the American Way. All I'm saying is that at this point they are allegations, despite of how much I'd enjoy seeing them get busted.