Re: He & that woodchopper should go live in a gingerbread house
mick
location: Shambala
listening to: Sounds that can’t be made
registered: 2001.10.26
'Demented Dave' huh? I'm not too up on things Israeli but I was on the tube in London a few weeks ago and there were two couples on the Piccadilly line headed for Heathrow and I was wondering where they were from. I started wondering with Ursula where they were from and eventually I settled on Israel. I guessed they were Israeli, so probably Jewish too and I was gobsmacked by how beautiful the women were, (and the blokes were good looking too Kevin). I thought that if the girls in Israel were that good looking I wouldn't mind living there, however I didn't say that to ursula, as she would have slapped me and got off at South Kensington and stormed off, got lost, tried calling me on her cell phone, (it wouldn't have worked) burst into tears and ended up blaming me for that too), so
the motto is - it pays to keep your mouth shut srb and Pat Robertson - Israel's all right by me!
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a truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent
mick
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'Demented Dave' huh? I'm not too up on things Israeli but I was on the tube in London a few weeks ago and there were two couples on the Piccadilly line headed for Heathrow and I was wondering where they were from. I started wondering with Ursula where they were from and eventually I settled on Israel. I guessed they were Israeli, so probably Jewish too and I was gobsmacked by how beautiful the women were, (and the blokes were good looking too Kevin). I thought that if the girls in Israel were that good looking I wouldn't mind living there, however I didn't say that to ursula, as she would have slapped me and got off at South Kensington and stormed off, got lost, tried calling me on her cell phone, (it wouldn't have worked) burst into tears and ended up blaming me for that too), so
the motto is - it pays to keep your mouth shut srb and Pat Robertson - Israel's all right by me!
–--
a truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent
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