Kim wrote this about two weeks ago. It is sung to Drifting Away. Seemed appropriate.

Swirling Away

Day after day I've been swirling round                                            and don't pull the lever or I'll be go-ing down                                down through the trap, and through the drain                                   and I don't have a clue if my head'll get through

Chorus:                                                                                           So push with your feet boys and pull that pole                              'cause I got my head stuck in the toilet bowl                                     and I'm swir-ling away

I've been here so long my legs are numb                                              I don't know much about you but I feel pretty dumb                            I don't know what to say                                                                  I'm even willing to pay

So push with your feet boys and pull that pole                              'cause I got my head stuck in the toilet bowl                                     and I'm swir-ling away

When my head is free                                                                         I'll really have to pee, believe me                                                         I want you to know that I'll be relieved                                                 I've been stuck in this bowl for way to long                                        You know that the smell is catching up on me                                  but I'll go through the pain                                                                   if it makes me insane

So push with your feet boys and pull that pole                              'cause I got my head stuck in the toilet bowl                                     and I'm swir-ling away