Ok...you got me...I think the Irish did annex Massachusetts sometime back and though Dale is fighting it they may soon own Maine as well. I don't know what it is but whenever I hear "Iceland" I get real pissed off and I've been dreaming of Greenland stomping them in a war for ages now...those two countries never get off their lazy asses to stomp or bomb anyone...when was the last time you heard of Iceland bombing anything...jesus do they even have an Air Force? You should not even be allowed to be a country unless you have an Air Force...you'd think a decent and respectable country with an Air Force would bomb them and start drilling for oil there...I'm gettin' real tired of these so called countries that never seem to kill anybody...I mean officially how the hell can you remain a country unless you occasionally kill a bunch of people who might be a threat to you...it doesn't really matter if you can prove they are a threat or not but shit sometimes you just gotta let these bastards know you're there and kill some people just so they know you will and keep them on their toes...that's the whole problem with this planet is that there are too many countries that don't randomly bomb people...if they did then there would be a lot more order and this would be a far more peaceful planet but nooooooooooooooooooooo! Greenland and Iceland never do a fucking thing...jesus even the Irish have blown up shit in their own country for years...run out of potatoes...blow something up...blow up something in England if you feel like a holiday...any country you can consider civilized blows shit up on a regular basis...even the Aussies blow shit up...when you get real civilized, it's taken the Irish sometime to realize this, you stop blowing up shit in your own country and get it out of your system somewhere else...that's why it's my guess that in Iceland and Greenland they probably don't even know what cutlery is...probably still running around in fur togas and painting crappy pictures on the walls of their caves or freakin' igloos or whatever the frig it is they live in...neanderthal pagan bastards...they probably worship the sun and sacrifice goats to the goddess of the sea or some crazy shit because they think it'll mean they'll catch more fish...well they can sit around getting stoned drinking fermented whale kaka all they want they better just watch their ass cause it's just those kind of fuckers we might have to kill at some point...
Bastards!!!
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
Ok...you got me...I think the Irish did annex Massachusetts sometime back and though Dale is fighting it they may soon own Maine as well. I don't know what it is but whenever I hear "Iceland" I get real pissed off and I've been dreaming of Greenland stomping them in a war for ages now...those two countries never get off their lazy asses to stomp or bomb anyone...when was the last time you heard of Iceland bombing anything...jesus do they even have an Air Force? You should not even be allowed to be a country unless you have an Air Force...you'd think a decent and respectable country with an Air Force would bomb them and start drilling for oil there...I'm gettin' real tired of these so called countries that never seem to kill anybody...I mean officially how the hell can you remain a country unless you occasionally kill a bunch of people who might be a threat to you...it doesn't really matter if you can prove they are a threat or not but shit sometimes you just gotta let these bastards know you're there and kill some people just so they know you will and keep them on their toes...that's the whole problem with this planet is that there are too many countries that don't randomly bomb people...if they did then there would be a lot more order and this would be a far more peaceful planet but nooooooooooooooooooooo! Greenland and Iceland never do a fucking thing...jesus even the Irish have blown up shit in their own country for years...run out of potatoes...blow something up...blow up something in England if you feel like a holiday...any country you can consider civilized blows shit up on a regular basis...even the Aussies blow shit up...when you get real civilized, it's taken the Irish sometime to realize this, you stop blowing up shit in your own country and get it out of your system somewhere else...that's why it's my guess that in Iceland and Greenland they probably don't even know what cutlery is...probably still running around in fur togas and painting crappy pictures on the walls of their caves or freakin' igloos or whatever the frig it is they live in...neanderthal pagan bastards...they probably worship the sun and sacrifice goats to the goddess of the sea or some crazy shit because they think it'll mean they'll catch more fish...well they can sit around getting stoned drinking fermented whale kaka all they want they better just watch their ass cause it's just those kind of fuckers we might have to kill at some point...
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
