As a public service to our readers we have compiled a list of the statements, in descending order, that will get you banned from the Democratic Underground the fastest.

9. "I know he's evil and all, but I have to give Bush a little credit on Iraq. I mean these elections are pretty impressive."

8. "Maybe all Republicans aren't bad."

7. "Merry Christmas!"

6. "Do you think it's hypocritical of us to be so intolerant of Republicans when as Democrats we preach tolerance all the time? I'm just asking." 

5. "Karl Rove is one heck of a strategist!"

4. "That Malkin makes some great points doesn't she?"

3. "You know I've been thinking. Maybe communism isn't the answer."

2. "Did you listen to Limbaugh today? What a great sense of humor. And so well-informed!"

1. "Hitler? Come on. Isn't that maybe just a bit over the top?"

Thanks to Mudville.