Stop me if you've heard this one....
Jeez, if I shot an old man in the face with a shotgun I think I'd feel pretty bad about it. I guess it does have its humorous side though:
Bush jabs Cheney at Gridiron
Annual press dinner also spoofs president's goofs and the Democrats
Associated Press
WASHINGTON - President Bush headlined the annual Gridiron Club political press roast Saturday night, but Vice President Dick Cheney was the main target of the humor.
Cheney's well-publicized Texas hunting accident last month drew ridicule from the press corps and all the speakers, including Bush.
The president pointed out that the vice president's full name is Richard B. Cheney.
"B. stands for bull's eye," Bush said to laughter from the hundreds of reporters and officials from the administration and Congress. The press, Bush joked, blew the matter way out of proportion: "Good Lord, you'd thought he shot somebody or something."
Cheney, who sat at the head table, laughed along.
