It doesn't really matter which one you send if you handle it proper....
First, you need to gain control of the voting apparatus. ( know anyone at Diebold ? )
Second, learn everything you can about the other contestants and smear, smear, smear. Try to call them unpatriotic as often as possible and cite reasons. ( doesn't matter if the reasons are based in reality )
Use fear ! Tell the voters that if they don't vote for you, the tractor is going to run over the goose.
Jam the bandwidth: get firends and family to overload the system during the voting period.
