thnx Andrea; ...very cool of u.

[Bummer the bullets in my copy didn’t upload/download/or whatever,

they made the list read clearer.]

Here’s the list with the bullets:

Turn-ons: 

•Rollin’ around on the concrete slab in the sun.

•Any of our laps beside the firepit on a Saturday night.

•Hunting in the wild grass…& then playing with her catch [kinda twisted, but hey].

•Following us around everywhere we go in the yard, from landscaping to throwing a

football, it doesn’t matter…she’s at our feet…& we’re trying not to squash her (although I did step on her paw once…so she has a noticeable limp sometimes…)

•The patch of Catnip; …but she gets really selfish & acts like a junky or a way2cute

but somber Goth @ a festival with her pouty black lips around an N2O balloon…

~~if she rolls in it & chews on it too much, she gets a drool, out of focus eyes & a tude…

& the medication time music from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest begins piping-in from th’ trees to provide her a li’l levity via elevator music & ellipticals of dancing mice on a background of local skies & flora & fauna.  :o)

•The shaded black mulch under an Arborvitae near the cedar cypress & junipers.

•The micro-aviary (feeder/Planters/birdbath/general bird hangout) for obvious reasons.

•The weight bench in the garage, …on our chests…, while we’re pushing reps.

•The woods, the perimeter of the woods & the ragtag bunch she hangs with sometimes.

•Greeting us & doing the backy-scratchy dance on the concrete slab when we pull up.

•For a time, our boys thought Calicat liked sleeping in the tent with them…until they watched how many pinhole patches I had to put on the tent floor one aggravated Sunday. 

•Coming in & sniffing around the house.

Turn-offs: 

•Weasels & Moles  (As if wielding th’ great Excalibur, she kicks their butts…

but then leaves the blessed carrion sustenance for the raccoons…later.)

•Belly rubs; …unless you don’t mind her latching a bear hug onto your soon to be a pinhole-bloodied nub with all claws imbedded & no conscience whatsoever. 

Don’t try this @ home.

•Catnip, for a few days…after she’s been stoned [roped] on the stuff for an afternoon.

(…Practicing moderation, maybe.)

•Rain, …period.

•Going without eating for a day.  This makes her manic as all hello.

•Getting herself locked in the garage for the night pizzez ‘er off to no end….