lifted from the SI.com site:

For Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?" (Salave'a's answer: "I'd say it's strictly platonic.")

To Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"

To Redskins OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?

To Cowboy G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?" (for you DanO)

To Cowboys RB Emmitt Smith: "What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"

For Rams OT Orlando Pace: "After the game, in the shower, what's your favorite bar of soap?"

To Rams DE Jay Williams: "Is Ram a noun or a verb?"

To Broncos QB John Elway: "Are you going to listen to Stevie Wonder perform at halftime?"