Somebody sent me this collection of bloggers comments about this:

SteveB says

Ted:

All is forgiven. Please come home.

Sincerely,

Mark Foley, James McGreevey, Michael Jackson.

badbrainbad says:

So what kind of treatment has produced this ungaying of Ted? I imagine that in the first week they started with sleep deprivation, followed by many hours of John Wayne movies alternated with the "sure cure" Streisand/cattle probe routine. The second week might involve enormous amounts of fiber, astronaut diapers and gladiator movies. The third week would be 24 hour a day PTL club sprinkled with subliminal shots of Kitty Harris in her heavy makeup phase. The fourth week would be solitary confinement with nothing but Jell-O and Reader's Digest magazines. After successfully completing the treatment he received a handsome certificate suitable for framing and a firm, masculine handshake (no hugging please).

mediahohoho says:

Well, maybe he's cured, but those group hug situations are still gonna be awkward.

Seagull says:

Someone should tell Ted that not giving a reach-around does not make one straight.

WindowSeat says:

Poor Ted, he's going to have to rob a liquor store and go to prison to get any action now.

FunNaturalFun says:

It would lend a lot of credibility to his claim if he took down his manhunt profile now.

Cynica says:

Fear not, Chicago Bureau. It's only a matter of time before he either gets caught "acting out" again or kills himself. Patience, my friend.

hotsauce says:

Yea, I tried the hetero "acting out" thing, but whenever I ran out of cash, the strippers would move on to other patrons.

Never did get to the final act.

Whattheheck says:

Praise the lord. Turn to page 111 of your hymnal and let's sing to brother Ted's miraculous recovery from the most un-Christian of all diseases: homosexuality. He was sorely tempted by the flesh (a Democrat, no doubt) but is once again on the straight and narrow... a Republican in good standing.

Just remember to keep those offerings coming in. We can deprogram the whole world in 3 easy weeks, or wars, whichever comes first.

JustWords says:

I smell a movie contract..