I just read...
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...a report that says if David chops off Pat's head it will eliminate toxic emissions on the equivalent scale of everybody on the Eastern Seaboard suddenly switching to driving a Prius and wiping out half the dairy and beef farmers in the lower 48. PETA is still mulling over their position on Pat's decapitation and will be issuing a press release shortly.
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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...a report that says if David chops off Pat's head it will eliminate toxic emissions on the equivalent scale of everybody on the Eastern Seaboard suddenly switching to driving a Prius and wiping out half the dairy and beef farmers in the lower 48. PETA is still mulling over their position on Pat's decapitation and will be issuing a press release shortly.
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
