Reg
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registered: 1999.11.22
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Yeah and that's just one aspect of it.
It's kind of interesting the number of films that get made that feature a gun or gunplay of some sort far out number movies that have no guns or gunplay in them.
Do all the people that write this stuff and make this stuff run around packin' a pistol or what? Is it that hard to write something without a gun in it?
everything comes down to:
then the main character reaches into the glove compartment and finds a gun
reaches under the cushion on the couch and finds a gun
goes to sock drawer and finds gun
opens freezer and GUN
walks into room and finds bad guy with gun to girlfriends head
gun to buddies head
gun to fathers head
mothers head
childs head
own head
starts shooting from ice cream truck
runs through ally while being shot at
eating pasta when shots are fired
burger in one hand gun in the other
opens door to find gun in his face
points gun at dog
at testicles
at nun
at coke machine
looks for gun but only finds chainsaw...
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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Yeah and that's just one aspect of it.
It's kind of interesting the number of films that get made that feature a gun or gunplay of some sort far out number movies that have no guns or gunplay in them.
Do all the people that write this stuff and make this stuff run around packin' a pistol or what? Is it that hard to write something without a gun in it?
everything comes down to:
then the main character reaches into the glove compartment and finds a gun
reaches under the cushion on the couch and finds a gun
goes to sock drawer and finds gun
opens freezer and GUN
walks into room and finds bad guy with gun to girlfriends head
gun to buddies head
gun to fathers head
mothers head
childs head
own head
starts shooting from ice cream truck
runs through ally while being shot at
eating pasta when shots are fired
burger in one hand gun in the other
opens door to find gun in his face
points gun at dog
at testicles
at nun
at coke machine
looks for gun but only finds chainsaw...
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
