Sure, that all sounds great, but how come they are only saying it works for babies?  Why don't we all do it?  Screw all this modern indoor plumbing crap (pardon the pun, I know it was shitty).  Bring back the outhouse and the chamber pot!  Modern cities could be just like the old days with pee urns on every street corner and rivers of poop running down the gutters.

Washing machines and dryers need to go too.  Bring back the wash tub and the clothesline.  Progress = bad.