Go ahead Reg. Laugh and be clever....

I've got your personally monogrammed bar stool all shined up down here and the great thing about an eternity in Hell is they never run out of buffalo chicken wings.

There's no beer to wash them down with however...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

PS. Pat's going to Heaven with Bill O'Reilly because they were right all along. In heaven Pat will be eighteen years old again but he can only date Ann Coulter for all eternity.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

(cough cough)