Re: Michael Moore @ the Oscars
kravitz
location: eugene
listening to: Wild Feathers, Pat MacDonald, Electric Six, Mutemath
registered: 2000.02.20
PRESIDENT BUSH REASSURES JITTERY NATION: "THE WAR SHOW WILL GO ON. SO NUKE UP SOME CHEEZ WHIZ, KICK BACK & ENJOY THE BLOODLETTING!"
Statement by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Last night, while our innocent American soldiers were dying while attempting to deliver my personal heat-seeking tongue kiss of death to Saddam Hussein, America's Hollywood elite gathered for that gaudy orgy of masturbatory liberalism known as The 75th Annual Academy Awards.
Fortunately, this morning's Neilsen ratings tell us that most True Americans were too busy doing their duty of consuming – no questions asked – unbiased victory coverage on FOX News to bother joining the coastal fruitcake crowd that tunes in to that gaudy Los Angeles fleshpit of weak-willed narcissism. Indeed, True Americans know that if you want the biggest bang for your entertainment buck, you don't hand it over to the liberal box office, you put it in the campaign coffers of the GOP – because WE know how to produce a Grade-A, populace-anesthetizing circus of genuine carnage and destruction!
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/032403.asp
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illegitimi non carborundum
PRESIDENT BUSH REASSURES JITTERY NATION: "THE WAR SHOW WILL GO ON. SO NUKE UP SOME CHEEZ WHIZ, KICK BACK & ENJOY THE BLOODLETTING!"
Statement by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Last night, while our innocent American soldiers were dying while attempting to deliver my personal heat-seeking tongue kiss of death to Saddam Hussein, America's Hollywood elite gathered for that gaudy orgy of masturbatory liberalism known as The 75th Annual Academy Awards.
Fortunately, this morning's Neilsen ratings tell us that most True Americans were too busy doing their duty of consuming – no questions asked – unbiased victory coverage on FOX News to bother joining the coastal fruitcake crowd that tunes in to that gaudy Los Angeles fleshpit of weak-willed narcissism. Indeed, True Americans know that if you want the biggest bang for your entertainment buck, you don't hand it over to the liberal box office, you put it in the campaign coffers of the GOP – because WE know how to produce a Grade-A, populace-anesthetizing circus of genuine carnage and destruction!
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/032403.asp
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illegitimi non carborundum
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