http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/transcripts/s1926667.htm

ANDREW DENTON: Do you believe there are no circumstances in which abortion is acceptable?

JENNIFER O’NEILL: No, there aren't because God doesn't make mistakes.

MCDUFF BROTHER 2: What brought about the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah? You read every empire that ever existed. Whenever it stooped to the level of homosexuality, it died.

MCDUFF BROTHER 1: That society caved in. If the Bible is the basis of all truth, and it is, and if what you just stated there... it offends God. It offends God. But God is merciful.

ANDREW DENTON: That is a hard thing for somebody who is born gay to be told that they will never get to heaven. Is that not how God made them?

MCDUFF BROTHER 1: Well, no. The Lord didn't make them like that. That's a lie. It's a lie of The Enemy.

MCDUFF BROTHER 2: I don't think people are born gay.

MCDUFF BROTHER 1: No, no. That's a lie that the Devil has spawned.

MCDUFF BROTHER 2: And I've dealt with many of them.

ANDREW DENTON: If President Bush decides to make a strike on Iran or attack Iran, you're confident that will be the Lord's doing?

MAX GREINER JR: I'll be praying, I guarantee you. Because we certainly don't want to do anything with the stakes as high as they are that's not God's doing.

ANDREW DENTON: Yeah.

MAX GREINER JR: But it says for sure that Israel cannot be destroyed and anybody that's trying to destroy Israel will face not only man but the wrath of God.

ANDREW DENTON: It's unthinkable of course but would you ever accept the use of nuclear

weapons in that eventuality?

MAX GREINER JR: I don't control any of that or know any of that and I would hate to think but we know what Muslims will do. In self-defence for ourselves and the rest of the free world that's able to make free-world choices related to which god they believe in and what the do, well have to do what we have to do.

(My Favorite quote on the show)

ANDREW DENTON: Would we find many Democrats here?

PHIL COOKE: You're not going to find many here, no. In fact, there's a room where we beat them, severely, in the hotel.

ANDREW DENTON: Smite.

PHIL COOKE: 'Scuse me - yes. We smite them.