handy oddities…

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*I had amnesia once ~~ or twice

*Protons have mass?  I didn’t even know they were into Catholicism.

*What is a free gift?  Aren’t all gifts free, definitively?

*They told me  I was gullible and I believed them

*I used to be indecisive, ...now I’m not sure.

*If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain the great whale?

*All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy

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[excerpted from another source which remains unmentioned oh jus because…]

from the dictionary of theatre terms:

prop ~

a hand-carried object small enough to be lost by an actor 30 seconds before it is needed on stage

blocking ~

the art of moving actors on the stage in such a manner as not to collide with the walls, the furniture, the orchestra pit or each other.  Similar to playing chess, except that the pawns want to argue with you. 

blocking rehearsal ~

a rehersal taking place earlyl in the production schedule where actors frantically write down movements that will be…

[so I’m typing this out … & Whoville comes on … & …hahahah…I can’t think, …I

think I may have to drink!  It’s fackin Christmas in Whoville TONIGHT!…………..]

… nowhere in evidence by opening night

quality theater ~

any show with which you were directly involved

turkey ~

any show with which you were not directly involved  [nahh, …its all good theatre]