It's pretty well known that Drudge is gay but who really cares...there are bigger fish to fry, right?

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And then there’s Matt Drudge. Drudge, who outed Jeffrey Koffman and has made a mission of exposing the lurid details of other people’s sex lives, is widely reported to be gay (and — watch out boys — an incredibly uptight lay). He seemed to confirm both rumors at once by saying that a biographer “never said there was sex [with men]; she said there was dating."

Always a writer first, (and apparently to make up for the chill in the bedroom) Drudge allegedly left a trail of love letters to old suitors. Even more shocking is that none are said to have contained false allegations that they had an affair with an intern. Then again, the book could be wrong. David Cohen, who claims to be Drudge’s former beau, said that an attention-starved Drudge, “Loved to do wild, provocative things to draw attention to himself.” Now, that doesn’t sound like the Matt Drudge we know …

When pressed about the issue, Drudge treats it like an attempt to distract from his true political beliefs. And, normally, I’d say that it is. But coming from him, it’s a little (pardon the expression) hard to swallow. This is, after all, the man who brought Monica Lewinsky into the public discourse.

“I am a conservative,” Drudge explained, very similar to the way I mockingly did just paragraphs ago, to the Miami New Times. “I'm very much pro-life. If you go down the list of what makes up a conservative, I'm there almost all the way. So just because I like Junior Vasquez doesn't mean I can't believe this country was built on life, not on a death culture."

By the way, if you’re trying to argue that you’re not gay, Junior Vasquez is as helpful a reference to drop as, say, anal douching or some “really great leather bar on Castro.