10. Participating in Dubya's next proctological exam (without latex gloves!).

9. Sex with Barbara Bush.

8. Going to the next sleepover party at Jeff Gannon/Guckert's house.

7. Sitting in the bathtub with Matt Drudge during his favorite bathroom activity.

6. A shower with Bill O'Reilly and his magic loofa.

5. French kissing Paul "The Tongue" Wolfowitz.

4. Sending your 15 year old son on a camping trip with Mark Foley and Ted Haggard.

3. Flossing your teeth with Rush Limbaugh's used dental floss.

2. A long car trip with Dick Cheney after he has eaten nothing but Mexican food for a month.

and the number one activity that would be more fun than going to a Van Halen concert...

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1. Attending Pat Brown's indoctrination ceremony into the Texas chapter of the Log Cabin Republicans.

http://www.logcabin.org/logcabintexas/Dallas_home.html