Julia would tell you not to encourage me because it'll only get weirder and of course by that I mean worse. I think the thing is you folks admitting you enjoyed that just goes to show what type of people we all are...and maybe revealing that is a bad idea. Ha! I could not help milking the post after it seemed to be getting no response...hence all of the silliness that followed. Of course I knew Ed was going to enjoy it because it's obvious he's as batshit as I am and I thought ol' PK would get it too because he liked the John Milius reference I made in another post and if you are getting that kind of stuff...well...suffice to say you have stood naked in front of the crowd when you admit to finding "a John Milius wet dream" a proper descriptor. Oh my, what a crew we have here!

I was laughing when I referred to Nick Drake as the "Monarch of Melancholy" in another post...jesus...I don't know why I get this urge to slip stupid comments into everything. I can have a serious discussion, I swear!

You know in a post below this David says he is not suited for elective office because of his criminal record and disposition and shit I'd use that as an excuse too...or even my terrible habit of slipping an oddball comment in wherever I could and I'd be way too tempted to do that as a politician...but after we elected George W. Bush TWICE, I think pretty much nothing excludes you from running.

Anyway, just remember I can't hear you cyber giggling down there in Florida all the way up here in Massachusetts! I have to read you're having a cyber giggle.

Just a warning before you use any of those phrases around the office, I've been having a lousy time this week at my office with computers crashing, a website overhaul, and a new on-line bill pay system to get squared away and if anybody had walked up to me as I was sitting there with the innards of a computer tower splayed out before me on the floor and said "Aha, the wet kiss of kismet has intervened again!"...well...I would have smashed them over the head with a monitor and not one of those lightweight flat panel things either...just sayin'...be careful if you use those.