I think what we should do, Ed, is make our Baerwald Board Porn Dictionary something we can add words to as we need to, like those you just suggested.

We're going to need to find ways to describe the Republicans as they get more and more out of control. I hear Republicans want to pass a law that rather than just having restrooms for Men and Women there should be a third restroom that says "NOT GAY" on the door. Where Right Wing, Christian, Family Values, Conservative types can go to have homosexual sex in a smelly public bathroom. Oh and they would also like the Ten Commandments posted in every stall.