yessir, Gene-Gene-Geno, you and the anus have the floor; I give up…heheh.  Reminds me of an old, old joke … goes a little something like….

Once upon a time, the various parts of the body were trying to decide which one should be the boss. 

The brain spoke up first and said "Look here:  I should be boss, as I do the thinking and control the activities of all the other parts"

The heart then spoke and said, "No way, I should be boss as I pump the blood and even the brain would fail without me"

Then the stomach piped-in with how it processes nutrition to all the other parts and thought it should be the boss.

But…then, kind of withdrawn, the anus said, "Hey, why can’t I be the boss?"

With that, all of the other parts of the body began to bash the anus and, laughing uncontrollably, cried out in unison, "Never in a million years!” 

"Well fine,” said the anus, “just for that I'm going to stop working,” and promptly shut down operations.

After a few days the brain went fuzzy, the heart beat rapid and erratic, and the stomach began to ache.  "OK, OK you win!" they said, "Just start working again, PLEASE."

With that, the anus took charge of the entire body.  The anus was Boss. 

The moral of the story is:

You do not have to be a brain to be the boss, just a fully functional asshole.