Oh thanks Mr. Mick....., you just can't let us ponder good things for five minutes can you?

I bet you are the guy who takes his huge Rush Limbaugh like stogie, puffs until it glows and the uses it pop some five year old's balloon at the Santa parade.

Or I bet when you were nine or ten, you were the sort that ran to all the other kids who believed in Santa and broke their dream cherries, didn't you! You cantankerous old shit you.

(This is in jest, you crotchety rat bastard.)