Icon Re: gee, some of you might like her more after reading this...
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Yeah, it’s like if Rebecca De Mornay duct taped Debbie Gibson to a post in her wine cellar, because she looked at her funny, and extracted one of her eggs while making her listen to dusty Pat Boone 45s, then after splicing it with one of her own demented eggs, reinserted it into one of Ms. Gibson’s fallopian tubes.  …Then, after ridiculing her with Debbie Gibson jokes & stacks of old tabloid cover photos, forced-artificially-inseminated her with the sperm of a young republican who she had previously hobbled and obliged to donate sperm or die painfully; thus effecting a pregnancy.  Then, beginning 9 months later, mentally abused the child with cruel morning trickery and overly spicy ethnic fried foods until a teen. Then sent her off to prep school disguised as a boy, …only to anonymously report her fraudulent state to the dean (who made a public announcement to that effect). Then…uh...persuaded the dean to allow her to complete her education under disciplinary restrictions while wearing a “Liars lie!” button as part of her school uniform…………     …then,  yes,       …now I do see the resemblance.  …………………

 

OH…Please, nearby Marry Magdalene’s Blessed Sarcophagus, I pray  

…NOT Hillary for President next!       Not right after DubDick, Inc.!      

Hear my prayer.        Novus Ordo Mundi, yikes!         oh, yikes!

 

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intellectually masturbatin while the radio was playin
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