Funny Stupid Criminal Story....
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You just can't make this shit up....Last night in a darkened alley some co-workers were making an arrest. The suspect was fighting with them and they were yelling at him to "GET DOWN" "GET DOWN" "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST". While fighting, one of the coppers goes over the radio about this fight. You can hear the sounds of a scuffle over the radio. When another copper pulls up to the fight, he sees a second suspect proned out on the ground a short distance from the fighting cops. He then runs up to the fighting cops and keeps running by them. They did not see the second subject and were wondering where this copper is going and see him then pounce on the previously unseen subject.When he heard the cops yelling to get on the ground, the unknown subject took it upon himself to prone out because he thought the other cops were yelling at him, not the other guy. It turns out the self-flattening moron had been on the run for two years on a murder parole violation.
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You just can't make this shit up....Last night in a darkened alley some co-workers were making an arrest. The suspect was fighting with them and they were yelling at him to "GET DOWN" "GET DOWN" "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST". While fighting, one of the coppers goes over the radio about this fight. You can hear the sounds of a scuffle over the radio. When another copper pulls up to the fight, he sees a second suspect proned out on the ground a short distance from the fighting cops. He then runs up to the fighting cops and keeps running by them. They did not see the second subject and were wondering where this copper is going and see him then pounce on the previously unseen subject.When he heard the cops yelling to get on the ground, the unknown subject took it upon himself to prone out because he thought the other cops were yelling at him, not the other guy. It turns out the self-flattening moron had been on the run for two years on a murder parole violation.
