(tried to post the following in reply to Reg’s ...It's always fun that
wherein he rattled off a harvest o Buddhist jokes, but no dick jokes.
The following anecdote iz my favorite Buddhist “…dick” joke.
http://www.dbinfosource.com/board/47426&author=Reg
but it seems the thread’s run out of road ~ three attempts
to post the following met with a wall of opposing ones
& zeros. Has (is) this happened here before, Dan?
Funny thing, I…think all three attempts to post
were tallied in the MBoard total posts tote,
but I……..don’t see one in the thread.)
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One day a Buddhist on his journey somewhere-nowhere came to the banks of a wide river without a bridge in sight. Eying the great obstacle before him, he walked the riverbank for several hours contemplating how possibly to cross such an expanse of moving water. Just as he was about to turn back, he saw Yogi Milarepa on the other side of the river.
In good spirits, the disciple shouted over to the lama, "Oh kind siddha, Jetsün Milarepa, will you tell me how to get to the other side of the river?”
The repa thought for a moment, looked up and down the river and yelled back, "Geshe, you are on the other side.”
They called her Gaia (Gia). Sunshined on Tortoise/Terrapin & her sacred numbered plates......... She’s my Yogi … & I’m her Boo Boo
