I'd say you've got some issues. The shape shifters know who you are, you have an irrational fear of The Wild Wild West, and Kyle is from Canada so now you have problems in yet another country. You know, Hobbits are easy to spot, I mean being so short and with the big hairy feet and all. Plus, how many prog rock loving Hobbits could there be running round the shire? I'd say you'll be easy to spot...