milk/half&half, coffee, all produce, eggs (especially free range), breads, cheese, canned anything,

incidentals, …Herring…everything’s gone up in our grocery stores bro.  Free to get in, a hundred bucks

to get out.  But I’m guessing…like Andrea’s query about naked shorts, this is a rhetorical question. 

It must be … because pretty much everything’s gone up.  Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky inflating

market forces...hedging.  Oh oh say can you see, by the pawns’ pearly whites,

what...WHAT so shrewdly they’ve baled, whilst some twilight’s

last petrified gloamings ... scramble for their shares of

what’s left of the light…bling, bling, blammm! 

...oh how reality comes to call piggies

(& the taxpayers flit the bill)

thank you mister VP & buddies in dark shadows

thank you movers & shakers of the mighty Western frontier

thank you PBR and his most favorite pundits

thank you hair-parted-just-right guy

thank you cnn, thank you fox

oh thank you thank you

eat my shorts

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