only partially sorry about:  John McCain …I thought it was a chuckle.

A second effort (because it appears to be a matter of some substance)

Le Reve (The Dream) Marie-Therese 

http://www.theage.com.au/news/entertainment/collector-pokes-hole-in-185m-picasso/2006/10/18/1160850998016.html

Marie-Therese was Picasso’s mistress and fixation, …

…and now she has a silver-dollar sized hole poked in her belly in some casino in Vegas.  I don’t know, sensual & mischievous seems apt. 

But hey.…  How about one of the hotties on the dbis?  So what if they’re all married with kids. …No question in my mind, that does not remove the potentiality of sensual & mischievous. 

Wife: 

Who’d you name your ax after, Micky? 

Mickford: 

Uh…oh…one of the sensual and mischievous women on the dbis. …Had a little essay contest, …and she won. 

Wife: 

Oh? …Hmm, well…why don’t I slip into something…a little bit closer to you … and you can read it to me? 

Mickford: 

……:O)………