"Well Herring, you may know women that could do those moves...I can only but dream."

Well, when those covetous feelings come upon you, try to remember the graffiti I once spied on a Washington DC bathroom wall, which I'll reword just a bit:

"No matter how good-looking, how graceful, how biologically accommodating or able to contort, just remember that somebody, somewhere, is sick of her sh*t!"

(Ladies, I hope that's taken in the spirit that it's meant. I thought it was funny graffiti.)

Herring405